In short, players carry around weapons, tools and treasures, each with separate weights, values and uses in order to defeat monsters and puzzles in a nine-card grid in the center of the play area (the “dungeon”).

Players must constantly swap items in their pack to stay below their weight limit while trying to earn as many points as possible, through solving puzzles, killing monsters,avoiding traps, collecting treasure and solving quests.

Throw in some traps (you play them in front of other players to prevent them from adventuring in the dungeon) and some curses (Tiny Legs reduces the amount of weight you can carry and TRANSMUTATION! allows you to add weight to items, among many others) and you have a fast-playing game of hoarding, mayhem and backstabbing, all illustrated by Nikki Burch!

So not only are you getting a kickass game, you’re basically getting over 100 pieces of art!  You’ll practically be a Carnegie! Or perhaps a Mellon!

The game ends when someone completes a quest, or when another player punches you for repeatedly placing traps in front of them and pickpocketing all their treasure.

But enough about the rules, let’s see some examples of the cards you’ll get to moisten with your clammy hands (your hands are sweaty because you are feeling the excitement and also your stress levels are up in a good way from all the high-flying fun):

“But Stuart!” You say, rhetorically. “I’m but a lowly adventurer and can only carry ten units of weight!  Surely that will limit the amount of fun I have?

Well, the constraint is part of the fun, my hypothetical friend.  Plus, you might find some delightful containers that increase your carrying capacity, like the Bag of Holding:

Put Beasts of Burden into your huge sack on Kickstarter today!